Introducing The 20,202,020 Nissan Sentra

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03/10/2020 at 08:25 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > PS9
03/10/2020 at 08:37

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Frontier will probably be the same, too.


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03/10/2020 at 08:50

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No, the frontier is lagging behind in 2016 , 2123


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9
03/10/2020 at 08:51

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THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Sentra of Nissan , an ape-like creature making crude and pointless cars out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called “cars ” were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn’t a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > PS9
03/10/2020 at 09:14

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Well I kno w J apanese cars are long-lasting, but dang...


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > PS9
03/10/2020 at 09:34

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I think the universe would of renewed itself by then :P


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > PS9
03/10/2020 at 10:07

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The Hilux will still roam the earth with alligators and cockroaches and twinkies. 


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > PS9
03/10/2020 at 10:13

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I just can’t get behind this retro trend.  They had to go and pick a low point in design and material quality.  Surely there must have been a better Nissan.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > PS9
03/10/2020 at 13:04

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I expected more inflation, must have been some currency reform.